
Dear (Insert name),
You are probably reading this wondering what exactly this is? Well, to answer your first question, yes I am dead. But, it is really from me. I had this message arranged prior just so I can see your reaction from above!
I am doing great, I made some new friends and I joined (insert activity/club)! I also wanted to let you know that the food is actually amazing up here, we can eat whatever we want for FREE!
Anyways, keep playing the lottery, you will eventually win 😉
Best Regards,
(Insert name)